nyanphobic:

girlfriendluvr:

#when he said he couldnt give vincent the life he deserved this is what he was talking about

spatialapprentice:

punk-asch-witch:

witchyndbitchy:

Witch- gender neutral

Wizard- gender neutral

Warlock- means “oath breaker” and is a slur

Mage- gender neutal

(Just wanted to clear this up for y'all)

did you just say that warlock is a slur

OP can’t cast 6th level spells

bobavader:

Ideas for 21st century schizoid man comic

-its just abt the day to day lives of 21st century schizoid man and his friends who are also anthropomorphic songs

-they live in an apartment together with the nowhere man (yes im putting dr. Boob in this) and particle man

-21st is anxious about everything but particle man is completely unhelpful bc all he cares about is throwing parties and then fighting people at said parties (he never wins) because hes insecure about his height

-lucy in the sky with diamonds (daughter of sgt. pepper and mr. blue sky, and nowhere’s sister) is a reality disrupting drug dealing drifter who frequently crashes on their couch despite only being vaguely corporeal.

That’s all i got

dynastylnoire:

cdarthvader:

dynastylnoire:

that-catholic-shinobi:

celticpyro:

greater-than-the-sword:

klubbhead:

refurbishedchild:

klubbhead:

mysharona1987:

Like, I know he is only eight.

But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ.  Some of those traps were ingenious. 

One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted. 

The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives.  Arrest Harry and Marv.  

But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism. 

Kevin was a Sith

How can anyone both see the Home Alone series, and think gun control will reduce violence?

GIVE👏MINORS👏ACCESS👏TO👏GUNS👏

Let me just come back in defense of Kevin. If Kevin was so smart, he must have known that calling the police would cause his family to get in trouble for leaving him alone at the house. Given Kevin’s other actions in the movie, such as pretending that he was shopping for his mom who was in the car, it seems pretty evident that he took pains to keep adults, even responsible ones, from knowing that he was alone in the house. This shows a distrust of the establishment, and it’s possible that Kevin was even aware (as I was at the age of 8) of the general concept of a CPS investigation. By refusing to call the police, Kevin was acting selflessly to keep his family from being split further. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

A couple of bandits come to rob some poor eight-year-old’s home and you call him a sadist for taking direct action. If some mofos came and invaded the safety of MY domicile you bet your sweet ass I’d concoct the most brutal means of retaliation imaginable to ensure those bastards never set foot in another home ever again.

Broke: Kevin was a sadist

Woke: Kevin didn’t trust the establishment and didn’t want CPS to investigate his parents

Bespoke: Kevin had a God given right to defend his property

Here for all Kevin McAllister theories

Operation Kevin were premade attacks originally for his shitty family members

😯 I need to watch this again

Lmaoooooooo I forgot all about that

saintophelia:

no offense but some of you need to make a little birdhouse in your soul

burnedlegate:

coincidence? i think NOT

stonerscully:

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level