owlf45:

fanfiction-artist-prototype:

I’m not normally this petty, but wtf is this

Advertising it by basically being like “You get exposure,” (which if this is for people who prefer listening over reading how would that work out??), “and I get increased exposure and money out of your work which it isn’t legal to monetise”

And then to have the GALL to say “appreciate your cooperation” which sounds a lot to me like it’s gonna happen anyway and “reply at your earliest convenience with permission”!? Not even with your decision but assuming my permission!?

This is the same asshole who stole my stuff tons of times. He’s a grade-A dick. It is a little bit funny that he used to tell me how much he could get away with it and now has to resort to begging in people’s comments though. He’s already sent me this twice.

juney-blues:

juney-blues:

lily-orchard:

giygas-bandicoot:

juney-blues:

For the last time, the Diamond Authority in Steven Universe isn’t a stand-in for actual fascism, it’s a vehicle for the queer power fantasy of getting your transphobic grandma to understand.

Bestie they have an exterminationist philosophy with a body count in the millions

Villain: Slaughters planets by the tenfold.

New Age Potterheads: “This is a metaphor for being deadnamed.”

first of all can i just say:

HOLY SHIT LILY ORCHARD BEING WRONG ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE ON MY OWN POST??? THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE HONOR THIS RULES LMAO

second of all:

the show is not subtle about this!

whether you think it was handled *well* or not, and or whether you think it was the *right move* or not, that’s what the show does!!! that is how the show handles it and that is how the show frames it!

like it literally has an episode where stevonnie hallucinates her memories of yellow diamond as connie’s overbearing helicopter mom, it is screaming the parallels in your face lmao

it is not at all subtle in what it is trying to do, and just because you wanted it to be something else doesn’t mean it was trying to be what you wanted and failing.

GFGHFDGHDFJKGHJKDFHJKGHJFLGHJKSFHJ thank you tumblr user interclouds

caputvulpinum:

caputvulpinum:

i gotta admit a particular weakness for gadsden flag memes in general, but ESPECIALLY this one

i bring this energy into my life every day as a fucking pedestrian

I also have a particular passion for this one specifically

virtualgirladv:

mostnormalthing:

yellowpoet:

yellowpoet:

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

shambling-under-moonlight:

whirlybirbs:

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

akfamilyhome:

this was funnier in my head before i posted it

charlottan:

estrogenesis-evangelion:

charlottan:

i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

what about fuckin gay n nasty

there is one thing i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing

fivepebble:

people say folks with adhd struggle with “delayed rewards” aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don’t talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don’t actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

uncontrol-freak:

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